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hey ladies and losers
i propose a move to require that all new people in my life come with a warning label. warning against perverts, leeches, bitches, jealous, crazy women, alcoholics, selfish lovers, the emotionally unstable, pill heads, and all the rest of the sleazeballs in the world. but i dont mind cheeseballs! or cheesepuffs, even better.
wasn’t it alec baldwin aka jack from 30 rock who said “emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack”
damn.
that explains it all.
men really are junkies for sex.
get me out of this rusty town!!

also: let’s move to keep this mag going.

All content above was posted on November 22, 2008
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I wish I could program my alarm to play this every morning.

All content above was posted on November 2, 2008
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courtesy Greg Hathaway

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you don’t have to be an athlete to work with us, you just have to think like one.

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clever as a crow.

All content above was posted on October 31, 2008
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In the beginning there was Al Gore. And he was good.

And then Al Gore said to himself, “I will make the internet,” and it was very good.

Why was it so good? Because it gave people boundless opportunities for knowledge? Because it untied folks that were divided by miles and seas and such? Because it made life generally easier and unfettered?

No, because it gave a voice to shrimp—on treadmills

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i, too, am interested in a sexual revolution.

Salutations friends. Now, I know we’re nothing but a little piece of raw meat barely picked off the bone but I hope we will become seasoned and cooked to perfection over time.

enough with the steak analogies already!

I don’t know if the producers for Sex and the City are just really in touch with women and know what makes us tick or if they just have super advertising agents but I just downloaded the CD off of itunes (p.s. if anyone knows a good free downloading/blog site i’d love to know your secrets because itunes is about to eat me out of house and home) and the whole thing makes me walk with that ‘bubbly-i-love-being-a-woman-every-man-wants-my-tight-ass’ walk.

i’m done with this thought but let’s delve more into the idea of sexual revolution, or revelation(s) if you want.

my current question is: how many licks does it take to get the good stuff?

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Glad to meat you.

Welcome to Steak: The Magazine! Which is precisely what you think it is, an online spot for social commentary on the production of meat in today’s markets.

Or, a spot where Amelia, Kim, Sarah and myself (plus an assortment of other peoples) will most likely post commentary on subject such as music, food, kittehs, movies, Anthony Bourdain, Lil’ Wayne, cupcakes and maybe literature.

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Wilco on Colbert. October 30, 2008.

Best Tweedy line: When asked by Stephen if they talked to Obama about playing the inauguration (in 2006), Tweedy said, “[Sen. Obama] said we would have to ask Hillary.”

Zing!