hey ladies and losers
i propose a move to require that all new people in my life come with a warning label. warning against perverts, leeches, bitches, jealous, crazy women, alcoholics, selfish lovers, the emotionally unstable, pill heads, and all the rest of the sleazeballs in the world. but i dont mind cheeseballs! or cheesepuffs, even better.
wasn’t it alec baldwin aka jack from 30 rock who said “emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack”
damn.
that explains it all.
men really are junkies for sex.
get me out of this rusty town!!
also: let’s move to keep this mag going.
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you don’t have to be an athlete to work with us, you just have to think like one.
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Salutations friends. Now, I know we’re nothing but a little piece of raw meat barely picked off the bone but I hope we will become seasoned and cooked to perfection over time.
enough with the steak analogies already!
I don’t know if the producers for Sex and the City are just really in touch with women and know what makes us tick or if they just have super advertising agents but I just downloaded the CD off of itunes (p.s. if anyone knows a good free downloading/blog site i’d love to know your secrets because itunes is about to eat me out of house and home) and the whole thing makes me walk with that ‘bubbly-i-love-being-a-woman-every-man-wants-my-tight-ass’ walk.
i’m done with this thought but let’s delve more into the idea of sexual revolution, or revelation(s) if you want.
my current question is: how many licks does it take to get the good stuff?
Welcome to Steak: The Magazine! Which is precisely what you think it is, an online spot for social commentary on the production of meat in today’s markets.
Or, a spot where Amelia, Kim, Sarah and myself (plus an assortment of other peoples) will most likely post commentary on subject such as music, food, kittehs, movies, Anthony Bourdain, Lil’ Wayne, cupcakes and maybe literature.
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